Fresh Wordpress Setup

The first blog post always sounds awkward and pretentious.  For me, the best part is that they usually exclaim how they’ll post every day for a year and first one is the only post published. Here is my summary of every blog’s first post:

• Oh my god.  This crazy thing happened this week and I haven’t told enough people!  Hey internet, listen to this!
• Oh, hi, this is my first blog post and I’m going to talk about me… and stuff… vague… stuff…
• This is my first blog post!  Yay, I installed my blog software.

Until there’s relevant textual material for consumption, I give you this grand vision: